He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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