Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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