Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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