You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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