you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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