So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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