After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
