windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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