She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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