Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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