walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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