I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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