i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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