can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
