There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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