I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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