Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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