He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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