Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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