Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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