As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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