last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
jump out the window naked night went bad
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