do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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