no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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