this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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