grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
this hospital has no fireball
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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