But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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