do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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