he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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