I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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