i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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