how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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