I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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