He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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