There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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