i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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