he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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