I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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