FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my shit smells like andre
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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