You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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