I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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