Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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