Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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