he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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