Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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