According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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