Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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