stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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