Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
please come you make the beer taste better
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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