the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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