So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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