Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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