I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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