Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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