And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I understand Curling. That high.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Everyone says I win the strip club
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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