Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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